Archive for the ‘mommyhood’ Category

This is a boy-story, for sure

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Every now and then I create silly stories with the kids, and it usually starts with me providing some basic structures and they fill in with imaginative objects / names / actions. Here’s the story from tonight, between our 5-yr old Sebastian and Mom (that would be me).

Mom: Once upon a time, there was a _____

Sebastian: Poop

Mom: and his name was _____

Sebastian: Stinky

Mom: and he liked to _____

Sebastian: go swimming in the toilet. And he likes to get flushed away. And then he walks out of the toilet and jumps on the floor. HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Worst Mother

Friday, April 11th, 2008

I’m on a diet

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Sometimes confidence-building should be taught differently

Friday, March 28th, 2008

The Before - Once upon a time…

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

I guarantee you’ll laugh until you pee

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Things I wish I knew

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Hmm I wonder where she get these genes

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Don’t leave me out

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Nothing is sweeter than watching a baby sleeping

Monday, August 6th, 2007