- Clinging to my legs while I’m preparing food.
- Clinging to my legs while I’m preparing food, and then proceed to pull my pants down when told “no no”
- Shake your head incessantly and refusing to eat, and then take whatever was offered and then some.
- Scream really loud for no apparent reason.
- Keep waking up from your nap / take really short naps.
- Keep waking up in the middle of the night and needing comfort.
- Provide an answer to me, but totally not what I was asking for in the question.
- Does not answer me or acknowledge that you heard what I just said, instead start a totally different subject/topic/question.
- Treat me like I’m still 5 years old.
- Ignore my emails / delay in responding my emails. And then ask me why / what took so long for me to respond when I reciprocate the ‘favor’.
- Stop all sense of communication with me, without telling why or giving me the bird because for the life of me I can’t figure out the reason.
- Tell me you called, when clearly you did not. After all the phone has Caller ID.
- Keep telling us that you have a wedding / baby present for us sitting in your livingroom, but we have yet to receive those years later.
- Call me and wake me up in the wee morning hours for non-emergency stuff.
- Ask me for the thousandth time which one is Gretchen*, when Gretchen is the only Gretchen I know on this planet and you’ve met Gretchen yourself.
- Leave the lights on when you’re not in that particular room and will not go into said room for at least another hour.
- Making all sorts of noises when you know full well that I much prefer quietness.
- Shake your legs incessantly while watching TV or during/after meals.
- Squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube instead of the end.
- Don’t do what I ask the first time around, and then accuse me of nagging when I repeat the request.
- Have selective hearing to what I have to say.
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